Rocketship To Planet Jeff!

Doing stuff with the maths, measuring things with a host of special instruments, and working with a team of specially trained chimpanzees from Brazil, I've carved out a niche for myself doing wacky shit with web sites and setting the bar pretty high for what I like to call "mesospheric messiness". Come join Team Jeff on a one way trip to cool. Just make sure to hold on to your ticket stub for an easy re-entry.