I just had the oddest experience. I was walking down the hall at work when I caught myself thinking about something.
No, that part’s not the “odd part”. The odd part was what I was thinking about.
I was thinking about peanut butter. Specifically, I was thinking about “Smucker’s All Natural Smooth Peanut Butter with Honey”.
I have an almost uncontrollable addiction to nut butters. I love them. I eat them on Triscuits. I spread them on whole wheat bread. I eat them on bananas. I have absolutely no ability to moderate my intake of any particular nut butter. It gets worse when it’s almond butter. I daresay I could polish off an entire jar of almond butter in one sitting and not blink twice.
So there I was, walking down the hall at work thinking, “boy, I can’t wait to get home tonight and eat some peanut butter on some Triscuits”.
What the hell is wrong with me?
I don’t know, but I guarantee, whatever it is, it can be fixed by spreading a little peanut butter on it.